It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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