Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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