Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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