Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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