So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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