Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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