She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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