Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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