why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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