Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
then he tried to convert me to islam
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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