...so i touched it.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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