"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
