plz talk dirty to me
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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