I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
handjob tips. give me some.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Mom said you looked used
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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