I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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