When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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