DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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