I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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