I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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