WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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