no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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