So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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