I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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