therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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