Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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