okay pat passed out under dana's car
wat bout pragnant strippers??
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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