He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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