yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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