Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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