Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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