Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
