if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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