I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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