1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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