You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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