Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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