I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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