It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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