Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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