my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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