Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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