I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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