People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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