I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My feet surprised me
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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