last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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