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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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