that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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