is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
