HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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