I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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