Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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